FMM: 7 mi
Hi, Friends and Fam,
Here’s what I learned at the fashion show last night:
*Show your legs. That’s right. No matter what they look like, the world is dying to see them. Are you dying to see my legs? I never knew that.
*Dresses are the fashion. Forget the pants -- or as they call them over here, the “trousers”.
*Pack light. Your pajama top can be worn night AND day. I think my sister already knows this trick.
*Buy new underwear.
*Check with your mother or a trusted female relative to confirm what your true hair color is. If you are a mother, cut a lock of your child’s hair, keep it in a safe place for 40 years, then hand it over to your daughter to determine how light or dark she should color her hair. It can be 2 shades lighter or darker.
No you can be as fashionable and with it as I am. You know you’ve always wanted that…
Full of blarney,
I remain
Tizzie/Tiz/Tizmom/Mom/Liz/Elizabeth
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so does this mean that you're going to cut a lock of my hair while i'm sleeping...
ReplyDeleteDoes this mean we get to buy new underwear?!
ReplyDeleteWell, you definitely need new underwear, but that's another story!
ReplyDeleteYour mother