Fashion Tips

FMM: 7 mi
Hi, Friends and Fam,

Here’s what I learned at the fashion show last night:

*Show your legs. That’s right. No matter what they look like, the world is dying to see them. Are you dying to see my legs? I never knew that.

*Dresses are the fashion. Forget the pants -- or as they call them over here, the “trousers”.

*Pack light. Your pajama top can be worn night AND day. I think my sister already knows this trick.

*Buy new underwear.

*Check with your mother or a trusted female relative to confirm what your true hair color is. If you are a mother, cut a lock of your child’s hair, keep it in a safe place for 40 years, then hand it over to your daughter to determine how light or dark she should color her hair. It can be 2 shades lighter or darker.

No you can be as fashionable and with it as I am. You know you’ve always wanted that…

Full of blarney,
I remain
Tizzie/Tiz/Tizmom/Mom/Liz/Elizabeth